Baptists and Beer

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? The Methodist will say 'hello' when he sees you in the liquor store.

Q: Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A: Because if you take just one, he'll drink all your beer.

A preacher once preached about the danger of drinking beer and he showed the congregation a clear glass with a piece of liver inside and poured beer inside and let them watch what would happen to your liver if you drank. There was a little drunk in the very last bench that stood up and said, "Oh my, I'll never eat liver again.”